Come one, come all, RUN; DON'T WALK to Barnstable town hall…

Get your seat while it’s hot,

don’t leave Janet Joakim on the spot…

She's looking for bodies; both short and tall,

with minds both large and small…

Escape being just another face;

get appointed to Janet's exalted place

On her and John Klimm’s ZBA.

WHEN?

Tuesday, July 15, 2008, at 4:00 PM

WHERE?

Barnstable Town Hall, 367 Main Street, Hyannis, MA

Selectmen’s Conference Room, Second Floor

WHAT?

Janet Joakim is in desperate need of bodies to serve with the two veterans on the Zoning Board of Appeals.

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WHO?

Joakim will appoint almost anyone, including Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act defendants who have not yet gone to trial in U.S. District Court.

IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN CHARACTERIZED AS ONE OF THE FOLLOWING;

• toady,
• sycophant,
  
• flatterer,
  
• fawner,
  
• flunky,
  
• minion,
  
• doormat,
• stooge,
  
• hanger-on,
  
• parasite,
  
• camp follower,
  
• tool,
  
• puppet,
  
• instrument,
  
• pawn,
  
• yes-man, 
  
• bootlicker, or
• groupie
  

JANET WANTS YOU ON HER ZBA....

Janet will give special consideration to current and former town employees, contractors, and hacks.

Janet needs at least five new people before next week.

Must be able to follow instructions and orders to the letter.

As a ZBA member making decisions on your own

is not an option.

If you still don’t get it;

You are Charles Van Doren, and

Janet Joakim is Jack Barry .

When you speak, people will be hard-pressed to see Janet's lips moving....

If you still don’t get it, watch the movie “Quiz Show”, 1994.

BE WARNED;

Failure to obey Janet Joakim’s orders will result in immediate removal from the ZBA, and great public humiliation. 

Proceed at your own risk.

HAVE ANOTHER BEER, SIGN UP, AND

BE SOMEBODY

JUST LIKE THE FOLKS BELOW WHOM YOU'LL BE SITTING NEXT TO ON THE ZBA....

Comments

[John Julius]

Janet Joakim NEEDS TO RESIGN ASAP! Janet, you make us all sick! Gee, wonder how many MORE RELATIVES AND FRIENDS THIS WITCH WILL allow onto the various town boards! If the GOOD HONEST PEOPLE of this town still cannot see the CORRUPTION GOING ON HERE with the asswipes like John Klimm, Janet Joakim running the town along with a few other morons, then we never will!

Have your fun now Janet while it lasts because soon she will be RECALLED and NOT soon enough!

It is sickening how this witch treated the people on the PAST Zoning Board. There are NO BETTER PEOPLE to have on one's zoning Board than Ron Jansson, Gail Nightingale, Dan Creedon, Sheila Geiler and the others! Janet could look for the next five years and WON'T find anyone better than these past zoning board members, yet this witch THINKS she can use people like paper towels and toss them away like used rags!

Janet, go away BEFORE you are recalled. This woman has ZERO CLUE about anything and yet she is PRESIDENT of our town council in charge of a MULTImillion $$ BUDGET????!!! This is scary, just like she is! Spread the word, and TELL EVERY PERSON IN PRECINCT to sign the RECALL of this clueless MORON!

The TWO biggest problems in this town now are Janet Joakim AND the useless clueless Town Manager John Klimm and until and unless both are removed or resign, this crap and garbage will continue to go on. It is a sickening OVERABUSE of power, plain and simple.

Please........ spread the word. RECALL this useless clueless nobody!

[Morally and financially bankrupt Janet must have pulled a]

Janet,

The restaurant "The Egg and I" and "Gourmet Brunch" called. They can't find their toast!

[Ghost of Sherlock Holmes]

John Julius comments are an outrage! President Janet Joakim certainly has "a clue", in fact it is her favorite party game!

It's the Town Council President on top of the Town Manager in the Town Hall Meeting Room with the candlestick!

[John Julius]

T. J. whoever you may be, YOU are the filthiest LIAR this town has ever seen! You are a FILTHY ROTTEN LIAR. There. Now how does this feel?! You are also a filthy spineless COWARD. You sit there and author some SPINELESS blog and have not an ounce of courage to IDENTIFY WHO YOU ARE! But have NO FEAR friend because shortly we WILL identify just WHO you are------ so you SPINELESS maggot, WHOEVER YOU are, this town does not need spineless maggots like you whoever you are---- and like I said, shortly we will know exactly who you are and so will everyone else.

TJ, whoever you are, just WHY is it that you don't have the #### to say WHO you are? Because you are nothing but a gutless SPINELESS maggot and coward! Gary has ALWAYS identified himself. So have I. So did always jim Walsh. And Taryn. And so did Eric Schwaab and many others but YOU, the infamous spineless maggot, you have no class or any courage. Yet you sit there ANONYMOUSLY and bash people. Well here MAGGOT, this is from me to you the spineless coward and maggot. Since it is a well known FACT that you are 41 and a former Barnstable grad and your initials are supposedly TJ, this won't be hard to figure out-----

So everyone stay tuned because shortly we will identify this MAGGOT, TJ!

Good night. And as for Janet Joakim, she is also filth and this town DESERVES ten times better than Janet. Goodbye Janet. Your recall is coming soon. And NOT SOON enough.

TJ sits there anonymously on some LOSER blog whatever the heck it is and takes his anonymous shots at people............ Well TJ, why not be a MAN and say who you are? For a couple years now there have been a few spineless maggots who have taken their cheap shots at people on the local blogs. Why? Why not come out and IDENTIFY WHO you are? Because you are one spineless coward who authors some anonymous garbage blog---- and just so you know my friend, whoever you are, I have NEVER spent a minute reading your anonymous garbage which is always filled with filthy LIES about many GOOD people in this town, Gary Lopez included. At LEAST Gary Lopez authors GOOD VALUABLE HELPFUL INFORMATIONAL material that HELPS benefit the people in this town. And TJ? TJ, whoever IT is, writes garbage and TRASH and bashes people..........

So TJ, shortly your little games will be over and your identity will be revealed, and then EVERYONE will know WHO this SPINELESS GUTLESS wonder is!

[Bash Barnstable Bullies]

TJ just admitted to making up the following bullshit:

''After I wrote that first post on Thursday, I wrote the follow up post Yesterday which included more details behind the ZBA story. Apparently Gary Lopez did not like what I wrote because he attacked my blog again today, this time he crossed a line by resorting to flat out lying. In his blog post today he included two paragraphs cut and pasted from my post yesterday. He then had the nerve to edit what he copied to make those paragraphs read in way to support his blog post.

I take tremendous pride in my work on this blog and the information I present, whether it be about Barnstable or not. I also take extreme offense at my work being altered to support to make me out as a liar, when I am not. They presentation of my work on the Lopez blog along with his claims that Janet and I are one in the same are flat out falsehoods.''

[John Julius]

Thanks for publishing TJ's garbage! TJ, you wrote WHAT? You wrote that you take "Pride" in your work on the blog? As the Aflack duck says, "Huuuuuuuuuuuh? TJ takes pride in his 'work on his blog'?!!! WHAT?!

TJ, first, HOW can ANYONE who is ANONYMOUS take PRIDE in ANYTHING that he or she writes. Again, HuHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!

TJ, here, take some good advice: Shut down that GARBAGE FILTHY BLOG that NO ONE even reads! Please......... Next, UNLESS you will ever have the ########## to IDENTIFY WHO you are, fon't bother to write anything, you spineless maggot.